Now Guys, listen up!! I know you all love sex, and so do I, but I have a bit of advice for you...don't PLAN sex! The BEST sex is wild, spontaneous animalistic lust right then and there...on the floor, in the laundry room, in a car, in the park! Its way more fun, and dangerous that way!

There's nothing more ho-hum than "scheduling sex". It then becomes tedious and boring. Instead, you should grab your girl by the waist, look right at her and say "I'm gonna fuck the shit right out of you, right here and NOW!!". I know that would get MY juices flowing! Ummm, time for me to go hump my pillow again!

Have a happy Monday!!